What your twitter friends are really saying?

Are you addicted to Twitter, facebook, chating and other social networks? Do you know how to express your feelings and opinions by 140 characters?
Here we describe the meanings of the most important abbreviations used in modern slang. But please – do NOT use slang in English test! :lol


10Q thank you
1NAM One in a Million
2DA today
4OJ 4th of July
AA ask about
AAF as a friend
AAK asleep at the keyboard
AAM all about me
AFK away from keyboard
ASAP as soon as possible
ASL age, sex, location
b4 before
B4N bye for now
BFF best friend forever
BRB be right back
BSU bless you
BTW by the way
cuz/coz because
CYA See Ya
DC disconnected
DFK deep French kiss

EOM end of message
FB facebook
FF follow friday
FUCK Friends University of Central Kansas :lol
FYI for your information
GL get lost
gr8 great
HDU how dare you
HS High school / high speed
IFLML I fucking love my life
IMHO in my humble opinion
IMO in my opinion
ISO I’m still online
IT I think
IWY I want you
J4F just for fun
JK just kidding
KISS keep it short and simple
KUL cool
L8R later
LDOC last day of class
LMAO laughing my ass off
LMFAO laughing my fat ass off
LOL laughing out loud
LOVE loss of valuable energy
MILF mom I’d like to fuck
NGL not gonna lie
OMG Oh My God
OMV on my move
PML Pissing Myself Laughing
PPL people
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
RT retweet
SOML story of my life
STMU shut your mouth up
T2YL talk to you later
thx thanks
TTYL talk to you later
TTYN talk to you never
u you
w8 wait
WTF what the fuck

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To the Moon and Back

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Men in ads of my dreams

Let’s face it girls!
We are tired to look thin ladies on ads all around us! All the same positions, all the same beauty, all the same products, all the same spots… Yes, we ladies – we are very beautiful and gentle, female models provoke the mass to buy female products but...
I’m tired of advertising! I do not want to buy something just because a smiling woman tells it’s good for my skin, the fragrance is fascinating and so on.
Modern ladies are independent and powerful. We earn enough money, we are free to make decisions, don’t need permissions, we have own prerogatives, we live in one new age where we are the pioneers!
Let’s dream for a second these hot men want to sell us products! Would you buy a shower gel, fragrance, bikini, swimsuits etc.?





#1 Do you need a wet lady telling you how good is the new shower gel... Noooo This guy tells more /my favorite indeed/



#2 You need a sun care lotion? This wet man is available 24/7 to smear it over your back!




#3 No doubt! This guy would sell me all the cleanup mops & brushes, cleanup materials, cleanup liquids with and without foam...



#4 Looking for new bed sheets? Can you tell NO to this sweet perfect little shy boy?



#5 Just scream DENIM and this one is already running behind you to sell jeans ;)


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The Einstein Quiz

Einstein said that 98% of people in the world cannot solve the following puzzle. Take a pen & paper and try solving it! Here is the Einstein Quiz:
Facts:
1. There are 5 houses in 5 different colors.
2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3. These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.
5. Hints:
>>> The Brit lives in a red house.
>>> The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
>>> The Dane drinks tea.
>>> The green house is on the left of the white house.
>>> The green house owner drinks coffee.
>>> The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
>>> The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
>>> The man living in the house right in the centre drinks milk.
>>> The Norwegian lives in the first house.
>>> The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
>>> The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
>>> The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
>>> The German smokes Prince.
>>> The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
>>> The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

Question: Can you determine WHO KEEPS FISH?

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How to deal with hard co-workers?

I searched the web to find opinions and advices how to deal with difficult coworkers. Probably most of you suffer under coworker’s behaviour, e.g. talking loud on telephone, nervous people, always displeased people, lazy people, very sexy co-workers, not effective people etc.
I came across to an article in wikihow “How to Deal with a Work Colleague Who Has Stinky Lunches”. (http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-a-Work-Colleague-Who-Has-Stinky-Lunches)

How to respond when a colleague eats his stinky lunch on the desk?
In that article were given 10 advices to solve this problem, e.g.

- Send him an anonymous email. (no way! Better hack the boss’ pc and send him a mail from the boss mailbox telling him that his works stinks like his work)

- Play the allergy or vegetarian card. (hey, I’m not a famous actress)

- Bring a fan to your desk and switch it on in direction of the meal. (why not just blow)

- Light a strongly scented candle at your desk. (sure, that’s a fantastic advice! I could spray in the office room my Armani code to choke the idiot)

- Put essential oils on your wrists. (come off it! How long may it helps?)

- Consider finding a job where you can work alone… (!?!?!?! Where? On the moon?)

Excuse me! Who gives those stupid advices?

In all of the above listed situations things will definitely go worst. When you have a problem to solve and you choose methods to gloss over the problem, you terribly get into a deeper conflict with coworkers. In your office you have always to watch not to get into conflict, you have to carry to escape and avoid conflicts.

The main and important thing to do always is to lead a “simple conversation”. You should talk to this person, explain him or her how do you feel or what do you think about the situation. A solution to a problem may take one day or one year. Be patient!

Look around you! If you have a bad situation with a colleague probably the others co-workers had too. Let them know how you feel. You could build a colleague circle to speak together with the annoying co-worker.

Speaking with the boss is actually not a good idea. The manager is there to manage people & processes, not to solve misunderstandings between workers. In above situation you could complain to the boss in case your company does not have a dining-room.

So people, how do you deal with annoying co-workers?


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