Men in ads of my dreams

Let’s face it girls!
We are tired to look thin ladies on ads all around us! All the same positions, all the same beauty, all the same products, all the same spots… Yes, we ladies – we are very beautiful and gentle, female models provoke the mass to buy female products but...
I’m tired of advertising! I do not want to buy something just because a smiling woman tells it’s good for my skin, the fragrance is fascinating and so on.
Modern ladies are independent and powerful. We earn enough money, we are free to make decisions, don’t need permissions, we have own prerogatives, we live in one new age where we are the pioneers!
Let’s dream for a second these hot men want to sell us products! Would you buy a shower gel, fragrance, bikini, swimsuits etc.?





#1 Do you need a wet lady telling you how good is the new shower gel... Noooo This guy tells more /my favorite indeed/



#2 You need a sun care lotion? This wet man is available 24/7 to smear it over your back!




#3 No doubt! This guy would sell me all the cleanup mops & brushes, cleanup materials, cleanup liquids with and without foam...



#4 Looking for new bed sheets? Can you tell NO to this sweet perfect little shy boy?



#5 Just scream DENIM and this one is already running behind you to sell jeans ;)


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The Einstein Quiz

Einstein said that 98% of people in the world cannot solve the following puzzle. Take a pen & paper and try solving it! Here is the Einstein Quiz:
Facts:
1. There are 5 houses in 5 different colors.
2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3. These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.
5. Hints:
>>> The Brit lives in a red house.
>>> The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
>>> The Dane drinks tea.
>>> The green house is on the left of the white house.
>>> The green house owner drinks coffee.
>>> The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
>>> The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
>>> The man living in the house right in the centre drinks milk.
>>> The Norwegian lives in the first house.
>>> The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
>>> The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
>>> The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
>>> The German smokes Prince.
>>> The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
>>> The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

Question: Can you determine WHO KEEPS FISH?

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How to deal with hard co-workers?

I searched the web to find opinions and advices how to deal with difficult coworkers. Probably most of you suffer under coworker’s behaviour, e.g. talking loud on telephone, nervous people, always displeased people, lazy people, very sexy co-workers, not effective people etc.
I came across to an article in wikihow “How to Deal with a Work Colleague Who Has Stinky Lunches”. (http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-a-Work-Colleague-Who-Has-Stinky-Lunches)

How to respond when a colleague eats his stinky lunch on the desk?
In that article were given 10 advices to solve this problem, e.g.

- Send him an anonymous email. (no way! Better hack the boss’ pc and send him a mail from the boss mailbox telling him that his works stinks like his work)

- Play the allergy or vegetarian card. (hey, I’m not a famous actress)

- Bring a fan to your desk and switch it on in direction of the meal. (why not just blow)

- Light a strongly scented candle at your desk. (sure, that’s a fantastic advice! I could spray in the office room my Armani code to choke the idiot)

- Put essential oils on your wrists. (come off it! How long may it helps?)

- Consider finding a job where you can work alone… (!?!?!?! Where? On the moon?)

Excuse me! Who gives those stupid advices?

In all of the above listed situations things will definitely go worst. When you have a problem to solve and you choose methods to gloss over the problem, you terribly get into a deeper conflict with coworkers. In your office you have always to watch not to get into conflict, you have to carry to escape and avoid conflicts.

The main and important thing to do always is to lead a “simple conversation”. You should talk to this person, explain him or her how do you feel or what do you think about the situation. A solution to a problem may take one day or one year. Be patient!

Look around you! If you have a bad situation with a colleague probably the others co-workers had too. Let them know how you feel. You could build a colleague circle to speak together with the annoying co-worker.

Speaking with the boss is actually not a good idea. The manager is there to manage people & processes, not to solve misunderstandings between workers. In above situation you could complain to the boss in case your company does not have a dining-room.

So people, how do you deal with annoying co-workers?


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Favourite pictures from www

I'm often downloading pictures from http://www.wallpaper-pack.com/ for my desktop.
Sure I have favorite pictures ;) but I can not have all of them on my desktop so that's why I just want to share these pictures with you.

ENJOY them


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I want to improve my English!

Every day I make a small step and learn at least 5 new words. I get private lessons since last Monday and I really hope end of this year I could read, write and speak with no grammar mistakes. Everyone could choose a book, grammar, audio in reference to his needs. I often repeat after my audio lesson “nice to meet you … nice to meet you … what a pity … what a pity…” and so on…
I searched the web for free lessons and exercises and I met funny sentences that make funny sense ;) By typing “crazy english” in google you receive thousands of funny examples…
e.g.

Watch your head! I keep seeing this sign on low doorways, but I haven’t figured out how to follow the instructions. Trying to watch your head is like trying to bite your teeth.

They do things behind my back! You want they should do things in front of your back?

A one-night stand! So who’s standing?

A hot cup of coffee! Who cares if the cup is hot? Surely we mean a cup of hot coffee.

A hot-water heater! Why heat hot water?

A non-stop flight! Never get on one of those. You’ll never get down.

I got caught in one of the biggest traffic bottlenecks of the year! The bigger the bottleneck, the more freely the contents of the bottle flows through it. To be true to the metaphor, we should say “I got caught in one of the smallest bottlenecks of the year”.

And now I'm asking you:
How do you translate "I’ll come by in the morning and knock you up"?
;)
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American dream

funny shots:

Name a country that begins with U?
- Utopia

Who is Fidel Castro?
- A singer

How many sides does a triangle have?
- Damn, four
- There’s no sides… One?

What is the currency used in the United Kingdom?
- What is the United Kingdom? I don’t know … Queen Elisabeth’s money? That’s all I know

Kofi Anan is a drink, true or false?
- Coffee is a drink.
- It sounds like a low firm.

What are Hiroshima and Nagasaki famous for?
- Uuuuuhhhhh Judo-wrestling?

How many Eiffel towers are there in Paris?
- I say, about ten.

Where was the Berlin wall?
- ……………………………………Believe me I don’t know the answer to this question , but I’m thinking… ………… Israel?

The language they speak in Latin-America is Latin, true or false?
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What is a torrent? + short list of torrents

Torrent is a small file with the suffix .torrent, which contains all the information needed to download a file the torrent was made for. That means it contains file names, their sizes, where to download from and so on. You can get torrents for almost anything on lots of web sites and torrent search engines.

Downloading with a torrent is advantageous especially when downloading files, which are momentarily very popular and whitch lots of people are downloading.

When you are downloading something through torrent, you share your already downloaded part at the same time (for this reason you break the law in most countries when you are downloading illegal data).

Torrents could be also dangerous because of virus attack. How to deal with this issue? More information you can find at “5 Steps to Finding the Best Torrents” /e.g. read comments carefully, ratio of seeders to leechers about 5:4, download torrents from famous users, the torrent should be more at least 5 days old etc./

Here is a summary of torrent sites I use to use ;)

pirate bay
mininova
demonoid
isohunt
btjunkie
rapidlibrary
torrentz
bittorrent
sumotorrent
seedpeer
torrentbox
bitenova
torrent matrix
torrents to
torrentsportal
torrentscan
youtorrent
torrent reactor
torrent finder
multi torrent
yotoshi
nowtorrents
cube
pump
extra
btmon
Pizza
torrentzen
kick ass
softpedia
dodici
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