What your twitter friends are really saying?

Are you addicted to Twitter, facebook, chating and other social networks? Do you know how to express your feelings and opinions by 140 characters?
Here we describe the meanings of the most important abbreviations used in modern slang. But please – do NOT use slang in English test! :lol


10Q thank you
1NAM One in a Million
2DA today
4OJ 4th of July
AA ask about
AAF as a friend
AAK asleep at the keyboard
AAM all about me
AFK away from keyboard
ASAP as soon as possible
ASL age, sex, location
b4 before
B4N bye for now
BFF best friend forever
BRB be right back
BSU bless you
BTW by the way
cuz/coz because
CYA See Ya
DC disconnected
DFK deep French kiss

EOM end of message
FB facebook
FF follow friday
FUCK Friends University of Central Kansas :lol
FYI for your information
GL get lost
gr8 great
HDU how dare you
HS High school / high speed
IFLML I fucking love my life
IMHO in my humble opinion
IMO in my opinion
ISO I’m still online
IT I think
IWY I want you
J4F just for fun
JK just kidding
KISS keep it short and simple
KUL cool
L8R later
LDOC last day of class
LMAO laughing my ass off
LMFAO laughing my fat ass off
LOL laughing out loud
LOVE loss of valuable energy
MILF mom I’d like to fuck
NGL not gonna lie
OMG Oh My God
OMV on my move
PML Pissing Myself Laughing
PPL people
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
RT retweet
SOML story of my life
STMU shut your mouth up
T2YL talk to you later
thx thanks
TTYL talk to you later
TTYN talk to you never
u you
w8 wait
WTF what the fuck

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